Wilco Merrim

Wilco Merrim (born c. 1020 GA) is a halfling wizard, self-proclaimed alchemist, travelling arcane merchant, and occasional mercenary operating out of the Zathryan Empire. Sounding nothing like he looks and prone to speaking of himself in third person, Wilco is a master of words and has a general way of snaring in crowds. He also has a nasty habit of cropping up when people least expect him to, even across the multiverse.

Wilco's vulnerabilities include monthly payments and tax collectors. His strengths include his moisturized skin (which help make him very difficult to grapple, and thus, very squirrelly) and his unparalleled knowledge of the arcane.