Eugene d'Nimblé

"One bonk, two bonk, three bonk, four...

Now Eugene is at your door.

Five bonk, four bonk, three bonk, two...

Now Eugene has come for you!"

-Nursery rhyme sung by Zathryan parents to their children, circa 1370 GA. Born sometime in 1109 GA and occasionally referred to as "The Doomer Boomer", Eugene d'Nimblé was a centenarian human monk and eventual member of a group of heroes known for the death of Medura el-Ayabili and the end of the Year of the Vanishing City. Appearing frail and weak, Eugene was anything but and prolonged his life by way of an ancient martial technique that siphoned life energy from those he killed, which he learned while living in seclusion. He crossed paths with Callon Silverleaf, Weylen d'Erith, Nīneveh eah-Lazuli, and LR-117 in early 1209 GA while they were camping in the woods, where he attempted to turn their youthful life forces into his next meal only to experience a series of unfortunate interruptions every time he tried, for humorous result.

At some point, Eugene somehow disguised a lizard as a tortoise and entered it in a tortoise race. It won, to the chagrin of those in charge.

Upon defeat of Medura, Eugene took possession of his pharaonic mask. Shortly following a belated celebration of his 100th birthday, Eugene split with the rest of the party on fairly good terms and left Boundbrook behind. No one is quite sure what happened to him after that, though stories abound both across the empire and among the Nisani of hapless travelers who meet their unfortunate ends on the roads to the sound of a horrific, guttural groan and the vision of a spindly, withered figure looming over them with an inhuman grin...